A Bar Song My baby want a Birkin, she's been tellin' me all night long Gasoline and groceries, the list goes on and on This 9 to 5 ain't workin', why the hell do I work so hard? I can't worry 'bout my problems, I can't take 'em when I'm gone, uh One, here comes the two to the three to the four Tell 'em bring another out, we need plenty more Two steppin' on the table, she don't need a dancefloor Oh my, good Lord Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey They know me and Jack Daniels got a history There's a party downtown near Fifth Street Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy I've been Boozey since I've left, I ain't changin' for a check Tell my ma I ain't forget (oh, Lord) Woke up drunk at 10 am, we gon' do this shit again Tell your girl to bring a friend (oh, Lord) One, here comes the two to the three to the four Tell 'em bring another out, we need plenty more Two steppin' on the table, she don't need a dancefloor Oh my, good Lord Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey (double shot of whiskey) They know me and Jack Daniels got a history (we go way back) There's a party downtown near Fifth Street (okay, let's go) Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy (at the bar gettin' tipsy) Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy (at the bar gettin' tipsy) Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy One, here comes the two to the three to the four When it's last call and they kick us out the door It's gettin' kind of late but the ladies want some more Oh my, good Lord (Tell 'em drinks on me) Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey (double shot of whiskey) They know me and Jack Daniels got a history (way back) There's a party downtown near Fifth Street (come on) Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy (ooh) Someone pour me up a double shot of whiskey (double shot of whiskey) They know me and Jack Daniels got a history (me and J.D.) At the bottom of a bottle gon' miss me (they gon' miss me) Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy (bar gettin' tipsy) Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy Everybody at the bar gettin' tipsy Fuck, I messed up bro, they kicked me out the bar